APPLE EXTRAVAGANZA ROLLERCOASTER MOUTH ORGASM
Serving Size Variable
This recipe has been handed down through my family since Olden Tymes.
Ingredients
Preparation
Take APPLE and say ”Thank You Universe for the Yummy Sustenance!” ”Thank You For Giving Me This Energy to Fulfill my Deep(er) Purposes!!!” *Chew 75-150 times.


Comments
kathrynintheraw writes: (July 04, 2008)
I love this recipe! ;) I make it all the time with things like cantaloupe, a pear, cherries… Thanks for reminding us to keep it simple :)
elizabethh writes: (July 04, 2008)
cute=) thanks for that.
rachel_akiko writes: (July 05, 2008)
lol, only if it’s a chilled Fuji or Pink Lady. ;D
sueko writes: (July 07, 2008)
You got a diabetic version of that without all the sugar?
BeTheChange writes: (July 07, 2008)
wait…but…the whole thing? just as is? I don’t think that’s good for us. I mean, in the store on the package it says that the dried sulphured sugared apples have a lot of fiber, but I don’t see any such FDA-approvals on this “whole apple” you speak of. Didn’t Snow White DIE from this? Man, you all are nuts. Roasted nuts. Planters Peanuts Nuts. Can we add some spices to this, please?
BeTheChange writes: (July 07, 2008)
wait…but…the whole thing? just as is? I don’t think that’s good for us. I mean, in the store on the package it says that the dried sulphured sugared apples have a lot of fiber, but I don’t see any such FDA-approvals on this “whole apple” you speak of. Didn’t Snow White DIE from this? Man, you all are nuts. Roasted nuts. Planters Peanuts Nuts. Can we add some spices to this, please?
bluebells writes: (July 08, 2008)
You are so funny. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha . Yes, keep it simple but don’t eat the seeds.
naturalkandy writes: (July 26, 2008)
Simply Fantastic!!
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