What a better way to start the new year than by buying me a masticating juicer. When the new year rolls around and all of your sins are resolved, you will be significantly "in the black" for 2009.

I can offer you exchange:
1. An electric guitar
2. An electric bass
3. Ipod mini
4. A badass subwoofer
5. friendship
All in exchange for a juicer.

Please?
-Z